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Sunday, July 17, 2005

CDC = Serious Screw Up

The CDC (Center for Disease Fucking Control and Prevention) does a great job every year of fucking up. Medicine has become so advanced that we can’t even get our story straight. Medicine is now like an amateur news report.

The CDC every year scares people with the founding of new diseases, and the re-scared-shitlessness of old ones, such as the flu. Every year, it’s a terrible flu that's coming our way. They did the same with SARS. You have a higher chance of dying from a common cold than you do SARS.

So much for prevention too; a lot of shots they gave us, as for small pox and things like that, they're now telling us are ineffective, when they told us they would last forever. You'd also be surprised to know that the CDC blows, is anti-American, and kicks cats.

Statistically, "below expectations", not enough CDC workers are trained in the medicine field. Well duh! That's apparent to the three paragraphs above.

CDC website (.gov)

1 Comments:

At 20:43, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I smell Lewis Black lines...

 

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