Bush the Moron

Now, if you haven't noticed that President George W. Bush is a moron, or if you support Bush, then you might as well stop taking up all that space in your skull with that brain. Hell, you could use your skull as extra storage space if you donated your useless brain to science.

It doesn't take Al Sharpton to figure out that Bush is a moron, and everybody likes pointing out what he does wrong (like…being a moron for example). This article is about what Bush can do to not seem like such a moron.

First of all, he could just stop talking. He should have his wife sew his lips shut, or lose his voice. Every word that comes out of his mouth is like jacking off with a cheese grater: mildly interesting, but extremely painful (Rock n' Roll Detective).

Second of all, he could do something that gets him impeached. Real morons like Richard Nixon get impeached, and Clinton almost got impeached. It's obviously a trend in the White House, while the good ones get assassinated. He could do something like eat out a dog's crotch, or put hidden cameras in Dick Cheney's wife's bathroom and then put the videos on P2P networking, and claim that he didn’t know that eating out a dog's crotch was adultery after the dog testifies on national television.

Once impeached, he could move back to his ranch, get heart surgery, and write a book about his dog vagina eating scandal and how much his nipples get hard from tax cuts. His wife could then come into the public scene to prove what a bitch she is, and run for presidency.